DONATE TO THE ASPCA:
Even Championship A-holes like us get bummed out at the sight of a doggie death row, so if you're in the mood to help out, you can do so here - http://www.aspca.org/

At the very least, you can sign the ASPCA's super dorky pledge to fight animal cruelty -
http://www.aspca.org/fight-animal-cruelty/cruelty-pledge.html